idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing
why is your dad shirtless
he’s hispanic it happens
Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner